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    Abram's Pee Song

    I'm just peeing, Lord,
    Though I know You got other plans!
    I'm just peeing, Lord
    Sure wish I could see my new glans!
    I'm just waiting, Lord,
    Cuz You never lied to me, yet!
    So,
    I'm just peeing, Lord,
    For I know that
    you'll make meeeee
    BEEEEEEE GET!!

    [...then, 25 YEARS later, and after that Circumcision...]

    I'm still peeing, Lord,
    But Laughter is inside of my wife, YES!
    I'm still peeing, Lord,
    Thank You for the Thrill of my life, YES!
    I'm just waiting, Lord,
    Cuz You never lie, there's no threat!
    So,
    I'm still peeing, Lord,
    For I know that
    I'll see YOUUUUUUUU
    BEEEEEEEEEEEE GET!

    [...then, about another 25 YEARS later, and after the sacrifice-that-never-was on Mount Moriah, which would later become the Holy of Holies! Father and son sing in unison.]

    We're still peeing, Lord,
    Thank You for the Gift of that Ram, YES!
    We're still peeing, Lord,
    Laughter and his 'Pa' AbraHAM, YES!
    We're just waiting, Lord,
    Cuz Your Word we'll never forget, YES!
    So,
    We're still peeing, Lord,
    For we know that
    We'll see YOUUUUUUU
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET!

    [...then, YET another 35 YEARS later, which is 20 YEARS AFTER Isaac has married Rebecca; she's FINALLY pregnant..but, OY! Abraham is 160 years old at this point...]

    ..to be continued